I'm BACK ... its an easy read

GRUB-OLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? Lite Ranch
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Taco Bell
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Sullivans
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 20 percent
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
taco bell
Name three foods you detest above all others? raw onions, pico, sour
krout
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? won tons
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Pepperoni,mushroom & jalapenos
What do you like to put on your toast? butter
What is your favorite type of gum? Trident

TECH-OLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone? 120
Number of contacts in your email address book? Same (for the
blackberry)
What is your wallpaper on your computer? Worm Computer Game (had it for
10 years)
What is your screensaver on your computer? Pictures of course
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? No
How many land line phones do you have in your house? 3 I think?
How many televisions are in your house? 4
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? Toaster oven
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? All
types!!
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? None!

BI-OLOGY
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? Legs ..
specifically calves
Are you right handed or left handed? Right
Do you like your smile? I suppose.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Moles
Would you like to? OH yes .. my tummy! need a tuck
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? No. I normally want
to get in, do my thing, and go.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? None ..
When was the last time you had a cavity? A Long time ago
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? Kids
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Yes .. more then once

MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to
die? hell no.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? I
like it
How do you express your artistic side?I'm not artistic AT ALL
What color do you think you look best in? blue, pink?
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? Um 2
seconds .. I'm a baby
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? yes.
If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative
you would make a pass at? Um, ew no.
How often do you go to church? I pray all the time at home
Have you ever saved someone’s life? no
Has someone ever saved yours? yes probably

DARE-OLOGY
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money,
indicate how much.
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
In a fucking minute.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Sure.
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? Nope!
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Yes!
Would you never blog again for $50,000? Sure
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Sure as hell would -
airbrushing though.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? yes
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for
$1,000,000? Do I get to choose who? Cause it could be free.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?
maybe
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Are you crazy?? I love me some TV ... no way in hell would I give it up for a measely 25g